"I want my late adult life to be Cougar Town"
— Leyna
"I think I’m going to start referring to myself as “Six-Time Dean’s List Scholar Leyna Segal"
— Six-Time Dean’s List Scholar Leyna Segal
"Sweet Tomatoes is kind of like a friend, though. We come to visit. They provide us with food and cookies. They listen to us talk about funny things."
— Leyna, on Sweet Tomatoes
"I want to dance drunkenly to Robin Sparkles on my birthday and I don’t care who sees"
— Leyna
Toast, or: Another Step in the Transformation Into Liz Lemon
Leyna: I just nearly choked on a piece of toast. I shouldn’t be allowed to eat when I’m by myself.
Casey: I’ll protect you, Lemon.
I'm just really passionate about my soaps.
- Me: -Really long rant about One Life to Live and why soap operas are great and shouldn't be cancelled-
- Casey: I am absolutely loving you / your argument right now. And I want to see it in essay form eventually.
- Leyna: Is that a Benz?
- Sarah: No, that's a BMW.
- Leyna: What does a Benz look like?!
- (Leyna really wants me to rent a Benz when I DD for her on her 21st birthday)
"There’s like a boob in there already!"
— Leyna, about this one bra in Victoria’s Secret that was 99% padding
"I just love the couch so much now…"
— Leyna
"Yeah, but I meow like a normal person."
— Leyna
